Lace Collingwood

I just posted by introduction and realized that it said at the bottom, 'posted by Lace Collingwood.' I am not Lace Collingwood, and I have never met a Lace Collingwood in my life. Because of my seriously strong want to remain anonymous, I have probably about a million different accounts on various websites, and they all have different names. I literally just go into a random name selector website and make up a fake name. Sometimes, when I'm not feeling particularly lazy, I'll actually go through a list of first and last names until I find something that sounds nice together.

Lace Collingwood is one of my favorite fake names, and that's saying a lot since I have many absolutely fantastic fake names, if I do say so myself. I was watching The Bachelor (obsessed with this as well, although I don't really believe it's the best way to find love) and there was a girl on there named Lace. I thought that Lace was a pretty name and I felt sorry for her because she got sort of flustered whenever she talked to the bachelor and ended up angry with herself because of it. Then later on I was scrolling through a list of last names and say Collingwood and thought that that was a good last name. And here we are.

Note that although I might like watching The Bachelor, I myself would never want to go on there because I don't think that finding love on television is the right way to go about it, especially when the guy you're dating is also dating twenty other girls.